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Super reliable anonymous sources tell me

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9 months ago

That the NCAA is at this moment wheeling in a wrecking ball to demolish Autzen.

This post was edited by Madrone on 8/14/2012 at 6:46 PM
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9 months ago

Richard Cirminiello is tweeting this as we speak.
Welcome to the world of credible sources!
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9 months ago

Madrone said...
That the NCAA is at this moment wheeling in a wrecking ball to demolish Autzen.

It is, in fact, softy mahler attached to a cable.
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9 months ago

Caravaggio said...
It is, in fact, softy mahler attached to a cable.

He wouldn't demolish Autzen, he'd eat it.
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Really? My insider source has told me that the NCAA has hired God to "strike down with fire and brimstone." God was then quoted by Dawgman as saying, " Eugene is the modern day Sodom and Chip Kelly is Satan in the flesh." It was then tweeted that God said, "just kidding!!! Win the Day!!! Biblical style!!!"
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Madrone said...
That the NCAA is at this moment wheeling in a wrecking ball to demolish Autzen.

+1 for anyone who makes me chuckle
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9 months ago

From my Insider Source: Rumors are that Football season is about to begin.
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9 months ago

Madrone said...
That the NCAA is at this moment wheeling in a wrecking ball to demolish Autzen.

Screw rumor's and innuendo. I'll wait for the "official release" thank you!
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9 months ago

My inside sources in the UW athletic department tell me that Kim Grinolds has small hands.
Where there's smoke...
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MoneyBeGreen said...
My inside sources in the UW athletic department tell me that Kim Grinolds has small hands.
Where there's smoke...

Nah dude, he just carries around an ENORMOUS football.
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"my little birds" for u game of thrones lovers
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Back in Quack said...
"my little birds" for u game of thrones lovers

Kim Grinolds is the spider? Well we're in big trouble then!
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MoneyBeGreen said...
My inside sources in the UW athletic department tell me that Kim Grinolds has small hands.
Where there's smoke...

As back in quack says, "you're killing it" MBG!!
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97duck said...
As back in quack says, "you're killing it" MBG!!

Haha not even the same context. Cute tho.
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