Autzen Audibles

the inevitable! Good works guys

Eddie Vanderdoes' father posted this comment on my facebook link:

"Tyner is one of a few kids that I would bet the farm on. Would have loved to see him get more attempts at the army game."

You know, EV and I had a nice convo about this in private not long ago. I will share his story after signing day with everyone. I have a lot of respect for Eddie and his family, great young man.

We all wish that was the case...

If that had been the only shot KOD had called this year a fragment of optimism may have still resided.

then why wait and tell us? that's weird.

Ten most likely reasons EV decided against Oregon ...

10. Allergic to grass;

9. Tosh's 47 love letters in a single day;

8. His roommate was a bed wetter and took the top bunk;

7. Likes his cheerleaders chunky;

6. An Addidas guy;

5. Has clothes that shrink when wet;

4. Found out it does rain at Autzen Stadium;

3. Thinks he has grown too large for the Duck defense and has never seen Haloti Ngata;

2. Doesn't like granola, organic carrot juice or Dean Wormer; and,

1. Saw a creepy man with a terribly soiled toga hanging out by the river ... EEEEWWW!